Napoleon: A Life

My friend Kevin recommended this book to me when I asked him for a book about Napoleon. This is one of the last books I listened to while I was still commuting to work and before the pandemic really kicked off.

I don’t know a lot about Napoleon or much about what was going on in Europe during that time because, frankly, it’s a gaping hole in my education.

As this is the only book about Napoleon I’ve read, I don’t have anything to compare it to. That said, I found this to be a very informative biography. I only had a sketchy idea of the French political circumstances surrounding Napoleon and his rise to power, and this really helped me understand how he became one of the most notorious rulers in the history of France/Europe. Further, I read that author Andrew Roberts was able to take advantage of a recently, never before published thirty-three thousand letter correspondence which further clarified Napoleon’s character. Ambitious, resentful of French rule over his home island of Corsica, he eventually joins the French military, rises through the ranks during the French Revolution, out foxes his co-conspirators in his coup d’etat, and became the Emperor of France. Easy.

This biography is 926 pages, I think the audiobook was about 35 hours. It was fascinating. I didn’t notice the length. It was a brilliant, fascinating book. As I understand, Napoleon understood the importance of telling his own story, and his memoirs (dictated in exile?) became some of the most popular books of the nineteenth century and this only enriches the narrative.

I very much enjoyed this biography. If you’re looking for a definitive biography, this is definitely the place to start.

The Man From the Train

The Man From the Train is a true crime book by Bill James and his daughter Rachel McCarthy James, in which the James’ lay out the case for discovery of a previously unrealized/overlooked serial killer in North America from the 1890s until about 1912.

Bill James, a baseball historian and statistician by trade, originally started his research in an attempt to solve the Villisca axe murders, which were the rather famous unsolved murders of an entire family in Villisca, Iowa in June 1912.

In the course of investigating the Villisca murders, James expanded his search to similar cases in the United States during that time frame – and found a lot. Like, I thought it was a surprisingly large number of family murders. From 1890 to 1912, there were approximately 8 entire families murdered per year in the United States. James gave this number as average. Most of these murders were not related to the murders the James’ connected in this book – the murders linked in this book involved several pieces of evidence present/reported on at all the scenes but not linked as a pattern by law enforcement at the time. Sharing information was hard to begin with due to distance, plus law enforcement can be territorial, and most law enforcement believed there was a local connection between the dead families and whoever killed them. You can understand their reasoning. Why would you wipe out an entire family for what appeared to be no reason?

The James’ found family murders that occurred in Nova Scotia, Arkansas, Oregon, Kansas, Florida and other locations that all fit certain patterns: all of the families lived only a few hundred feet from railroad junctions in small towns with little to no police force, none of the families had a dog to warn of an intruder, the families had barns where the killer probably spent a few days watching them first, the murder weapon was always the blunt edge of an axe, the victims were usually covered with a sheet before being killed (probably to prevent spatter), the axe was left in plain sight, the bodies were moved/stacked after death, the parents almost never showed signs of a struggle but the young girls usually did, there was no apparent robbery, and some other details that consistently showed up throughout the linked crimes. James believed the motive for/major factor in the murders was a sadistic attraction to prepubescent girls – hence the girls frequently showed signed of a struggle and signs that they’d been molested after death, and that the killer had ejaculated at the scene. (Gross).

They eventually reveal a suspect in the case – an immigrant named Paul Mueller. Mueller is only ever linked to the case of a murdered family in West Brookfield, Massachusetts by contemporary sources at the time, but a physical description of a short but well built German immigrant who spoke little English and who was a German veteran of WWI appears in a local paper. He had unusually small and wide spaced teeth, and worked as an itinerant lumberjack with good wood working and carpentry skills. Considering most of the family murders investigated by James took place in or near logging communities and with an axe, the possibility of Mueller jumping on and off trains for jobs in different parts of the country and murdering an entire family as a hobby isn’t implausible.

The only year the James’ didn’t find any family murders who fit the pattern was 1908, leading them to speculate the man from the train was imprisoned for a minor crime during that time. The murders stop not long after the Villsca murders, and the James’ believe Mueller may have left the States when private investigators and the media begin to call attention to the fact that a single person may have been traveling on the nation’s railway system and killing people at an alarming rate. They’re fairly confident the same person committed at least 14 family murders for a total of 59 victims, and are less certain of his involvement in another 25 for a total of 93 victims. They also ruled out the man from the train from being the Axeman of New Orleans. Same fun axe but different patterns at the crime scenes.

James also goes into the consequences of some of these murders – one particularly haunting story was in the deep South (Georgia? Florida?) where a couple of black men (including a mentally challenged man) were lynched for a family murder the man from the train probably committed. Police targeted them and harassed them into confessing, telling the man with the IQ of a seven year old if he just tells them he did it, he can go home – you know , all the usual heartbreaking fun you find in these recurrent nightmare stories of criminal “justice” in the United States.

As one last thing to think about, James calls attention to the 1922 Hinterkaifeck murders in Germany, noting the similarities between that family murder and the murders committed by the man from the train. Again, James theorizes Mueller left the United States when the family murders began being linked by journalists and private investigators in 1911. Since we know serial killers don’t stop unless they’re caught or die, it’s not impossible Mueller committed these murders too, although there’s no proof. Even James admitted it was a toss up.

I found this book really compelling, and for whatever reason, very scary. Just the idea of someone jumping off a train, hiding in your barn/house for days/weeks/months, watching your every move, then murdering whole families was so creepy and upsetting to me. Scholars of this sort of thing find James’ & McCarthy James’ theory plausible and even the best possibility for solving the Villisca murders. It’s safe to say that after 110+ years, we’ll never know what happened for sure, but the case for a serial killer who went undetected for two decades is quite compelling here. And as we know, the term “serial killer” wasn’t used until decades later and are weren’t understood (better understood, anyway) until much later.

The writing could be a bit informal at times, but for the most part I found the writing engaging and interesting. I highly recommend The Man From the Train. Is some of it speculating? Yes. But while the named suspect (Paul Mueller) might not be correct, I think the case that the same person committed multiple family murders over a vast swath of North America has more than been made here. Fascinating book, wonderful job by Bill James and his daughter.

2020: The Year of Agatha Raisin

I originally read an Agatha Raisin book in the first half of 2019, not realizing it was part of a much larger series. I listened to the entire Agatha Raisin series on audiobook in 2020. It was the early stages of the pandemic, I was working from home for the first time, and I decided to go back to this, as I enjoyed the book I’d listened to the previous year, and in 2020, I listened to all 30 books available at the time on audiobook.

I loved them.

Agatha Raisin is a successful, middle aged PR executive who sells her PR company to retire to the Cotswolds and tries to fit into village life. She joins the ladies’ society and helps her friend, Margaret Bloxby, the Vicar’s wife, run charities and ends up solving a murder in every book. She eventually opens her own detective agency.

I love Agatha. She’s sarcastic and dark and frustrated with the stupidity of the world and its double standards, and I love her for it. She’s tough but she is occasionally vulnerable and she has a softer side that makes her human and not just obnoxious. I also love when she sticks her foot in her mouth! It happens fairly often.

In the first book she’s 53, but this is one of those series where the characters don’t age much. She’s still in her 50s thirty plus books later. As with many series, Agatha’s rely on a rich supporting cast, including James Lacey and Charles Fraith, her romantic interests, who never fail to crack me up. She also hires a teenager, named Toni, who is quite beautiful and young and very capable at her job. Agatha sees a bit of herself in Toni and they have a very mother-daughter relationship, which is also very relatable and funny.

I was sad to learn that the author of the series, MC Beaton, passed away in 2019, but thrilled to learn that she had found someone else to continue the series after she passed. She was in her 80s and I believe she was ill, so she worked ahead of time to find someone. It’s only been a couple of books, but the transition has been smooth (in my opinion, anyway). The thirty-third installment of the series is due out next month.

The Cotswolds are also a feature of the story. I’ve never been, but I always wanted to visit, and they sound quite charming. Village life is a feature, as many of Agatha’s friends are people in the village and most of her cases take place in the Cotswolds.

Overall, I found the series funny and enjoyable and I am very glad it’s being continued by another author.

Titles currently available are:

  1. Agatha Raisin and the Quiche of Death (1992)
  2. Agatha Raisin and the Vicious Vet (1993)
  3. Agatha Raisin and the Potted Gardener (1994)
  4. Agatha Raisin and the Walkers of Dembley (1995)
  5. Agatha Raisin and the Murderous Marriage (1996)
  6. Agatha Raisin and the Terrible Tourist (1997)
  7. Agatha Raisin and the Wellspring of Death (1998)
  8. Agatha Raisin and the Wizard of Evesham (1999)
  9. Agatha Raisin and the Witch of Wyckhadden (1999)
  10. Agatha Raisin and the Fairies of Fryfam (2000)
  11. Agatha Raisin and the Love from Hell (2001)
  12. Agatha Raisin and the Day the Floods Came (2002)
  13. Agatha Raisin and the Case of the Curious Curate (2003)
  14. Agatha Raisin and the Haunted House (2003)
  15. Agatha Raisin and the Deadly Dance (2004)
  16. The Perfect Paragon: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2005)
  17. Love, Lies and Liquor: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2006)
  18. Kissing Christmas Goodbye: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2007)
  19. A Spoonful of Poison: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2008)
  20. There Goes the Bride: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2009)
  21. The Busy Body: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2010)
  22. As the Pig Turns: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2011)
  23. Hiss and Hers: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2012)
  24. Something Borrowed, Someone Dead: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2013)
  25. The Blood of an Englishman: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2014)
  26. Dishing the Dirt: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2015)
  27. Pushing Up Daisies: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2016)
  28. The Witches’ Tree: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2017)
  29. The Dead Ringer: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2018)
  30. Beating About the Bush: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2019)
  31. Hot to Trot: An Agatha Raisin mystery (2020)
  32. Down the Hatch: An Agatha Raisin mystery (October 2021)

The Watchmaker of Filigree Street

There were things I did and didn’t like about Natasha Pulley’s The Watchmaker of Filigree Street. I liked how it was genre defying – Was it it AU historical fiction? Was it urban fantasy? I liked the steampunk-ish elements a lot, and overall I ended up liking where the story went in the second half of the book.

The first half of the book felt rather disorganized though. The plot was weak and the characters’ motivations were unclear. The plot as written follows Nathaniel (Thaniel) Steepleton, who works in the Home Office (in 1890s London), and who finds a watch that leads him away from an explosion that would have killed him. He teams up with Mori, a watchmaker from Japan (his backstory was the most interesting, I felt), and a woman named Grace, and they sort of solve a mystery. As I said, the plot left a lot to be desired in some ways.

Thaniel also engages in a marriage of convenience with Grace, but ends up romantically involved with Mori, which Grace does not mind – Thaniel allows Grace to continue the scientific work she wouldn’t be allowed to continue otherwise. Women weren’t encouraged to pursue careers in Victorian London, even if it was AU Victorian London.

Overall, this book was enjoyable enough, but it could have been better. The first half of the book was a bit disorganized in terms of plot. The dialogue could be a bit off-putting. There were at least a couple of unanswered questions/dropped thread. I did like the story of the relationships between Thaniel, Mori, and Grace. Mori’s backstory was fascinating and took place in Japan, and Mori’s story also deals with time travel, which adds interest. And the cover art was beautiful.

There’s a second one book in this series (I think there are only two). I’m not in any rush to read it, but if it falls into my lap, I probably will.

Calypso

Calypso is the latest of David Sedaris’ collections of essays that I listened to on audiobook. As always, I liked it, but some of these essay collections are becoming a bit repetitive? I don’t know if it’s because I’ve heard so many of Sedaris’ stories before or if it’s because they’re really repeating, but I felt like I knew several of these pretty well already, including ‘Now We Are Five,’ which Sedaris wrote after his youngest sister, Tiffany, committed suicide.

Anyway, in spite of the fact that I felt like I had heard some of these stories before, this is an excellent collection of stories. Sedaris’ observation of the world around us and his wit in interpreting them and sharing them, are not fading as he ages. And this book is very much about middle age and the stark reality that most of his future is now behind him.

Anyway, Calypso did not disappoint. I very much loved listening to Sedaris’ tell us about getting a stomach bug while on a book tour and his realization that his body will eventually betray him. It was a darkly funny book that offered belly laughs.

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke had been on my TBR list for a very long time, and it was one of the last books I listened to while I was still commuting, pre-pandemic, to work every day.

This book was long and sort of dense, but I enjoyed it all the same. The story takes place in sort of an alternate victorian England where magic has left but has made a return in the form of our title characters. Strange and Norrell have to navigate their complex relationship as the only two magicians left in England. They have different ideas of what magic should be and do.

I’m not going to lie, if you’re looking for a fast-paced, action-packed fantasy adventure, you’re going to be disappointed. What this is is a study of complex character and a sort of mystery. The magic had strange rules, the fae were part of the book but not the biggest part.

I listened to this book but didn’t read it – supposedly there are footnotes and illustrations and so if you’re someone who gets a lot of the reading experience this might be a book to read instead of to listen to. I listened to it because it’s much easier for me to listen to books than to read all of them, but this is one I’d like to go back to if given the opportunity to read it.

As I said, I recommend this if you like alternate history, complex characters, and speculative fantasy. I wouldn’t recommend this if you’re looking for the George RR Martin style fantasy, or Tolkien style fantasy, or even Harry Potter style fantasy. The tone is masterful and the prose is great, but it’s not a typical fantasy novel in terms of action or magic. It’s part of what makes it special.

Food: A Love Story

This isn’t my first of Jim Gaffigan’s books so I knew what I was getting into when I signed up. Sure enough, it is Jim Gaffigan talking about food he enjoys.

This book is enjoyable, I enjoy Gaffigan’s self-deprecating sense of humor and his admiration of his wife. I also appreciate his love of food and his rather dark sense of humor on appetites in the United States:

If aliens studied Earth, they would come to the conclusion that the United States is somehow consuming food on behalf of other countries.

The problem I ran into with this book wasn’t the book itself but the audiobook narration. I love Gaffigan’s standup routines, but Gaffigan talks a little too fast for his audiobooks in my opinion. He’s funny, don’t get me wrong, I just wish he’d slow down a bit. It does give off the stream of consciousness impression rather than the “I’m reading a book” impression, I just don’t always love it.

That said, the text is very funny and Gaffigan did make me laugh quite a bit, so even if the audiobook narration wasn’t my favorite, it didn’t ruin the experience.

Scrappy Little Nobody

I cannot remember why Anna Kendrick’s memoir, Scrappy Little Nobody, was the first book I chose to read/listen to in 2020, but it was. I think I might have liked the title, honestly. And it was great to find out Anna was basically playing different versions of herself in her films, because she is such a dork, and I relate.

I always like celebrities who seem like they could be me. Anna’s stories in the book are both funny and endearing. I liked her recollections of her (very) early career and her views on child acting. I enjoyed the fact that it felt like she didn’t believe her life either, that she was just as shocked as the rest of us that she was a famous actress, and that she felt like she had imposter syndrome.

Her book wasn’t very long, about 250ish pages, and I was amused all they way through. It’s a fun, light hearted read that is perfect for a couple of days at the beach.

I will also say it’s a great book for a car ride – Anna Kendrick did her own audiobook reading, and that was a great move. Anna was great at it. I’ve heard some actors/actresses reading their own work and not being so great at it, but she did a great job. I really appreciated her phrasing and tone.

Short, fun book. If you like Anna Kendrick, go for Scrappy Little Nobody.

The Art Forger

My last book of 2019 was The Art Forger by B.A. Shapiro.

I won’t say it was bad, exactly, but there were parts of it I didn’t care for at all.

The plot is set against the backdrop of the still unsolved theft of thirteen priceless paintings from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in 1990, the most valuable of which were taken from ‘The Dutch Room.’ The most valuable piece of art itself was a painting called ‘The Concert‘ by Johannes Vermeer (a work you are probably more familiar with is ‘Girl With a Pearl Earring‘). There are only 34 paintings that are attributed to him in the world. In spite of a ten million dollar reward, the stolen artwork has never been recovered. Considering the value of the artwork is now considered upwards of $600 million, maybe no takers for the rather generous reward isn’t surprising. You can read more about the art theft here and here.

Claire Rothe makes her living forging famous artworks for an online retailer. She enters into a Faustian bargain with a gallery owner who will show her own original artwork if she’ll forge one of the Degas works stolen in the heist. Claire doesn’t ask questions about how the supposedly original Degas work from the theft was acquired but she begins to suspect it’s also a forgery. Claire is made out to be particularly hard up; even though she is a talented artist with an excellent talent and skillset, she is persona non-grata in the art world.

And this is the part of the story that I really, really didn’t like. Claire is persona non-grata in the art because while she was sleeping with one of her professors who is the great artist Isaac somebody or other (who I think is also cheating on his wife), he’s having some kind of artistic block and she paints a painting for him that he takes credit for. It becomes absurdly famous and when she says, “Hey, I painted that, give me credit,” he turns on her. There’s an investigation where she reproduces the work and he can’t, but the investigation concludes that she forged the work basically so everyone can save face. Isaac eventually kills himself without clearing her name (still, yay though) and Claire is blamed for this and is further unwelcome in any meaningful art circles.

There was also the inevitable romance with the gallery owner that left me sighing in ‘Can we please get past this part?’ as well. He’s young and rich and handsome and charming and in over his head and Claire saves him. It was so predictable.

Anyway. What I really liked about The Art Forger was the art stuff. The art history, the oddly specific information about paint, the mystery of the Gardner Museum theft and the mystery of Gardner herself. The mystery about the shady dealings of the gallery owner was also actually pretty good in terms of plot. The only stuff I really disliked was Claire’s ‘Backstory of Sad and Dumb’ which was a lot of the book. I dunno. Maybe I am unusual or dysfunctional or programmed incorrectly or whatever, but I never fell for manipulative guys like Isaac. I never believed them when they said only I could help them. I love my husband very much but I don’t for one second think that I am the only one who can save him from his own artistically void state of blah blah blah BS. Most romance bores me at the best of times and this tragic romance of young woman manipulated by her professor into painting a masterpiece she never gets credit for and he kills himself over thereby doubling her burden had me rolling my eyes so hard I pulled a muscle.

I guess this book is for somebody. It wasn’t for me. The art stuff was awesome. The rest? Meh.

Carrie Fisher’s Shockaholic & Wishful Drinking

Shockaholic and Wishful Drinking are separate books by Carrie Fisher. I listened to The Princess Diarist not long after Fisher died, and as much as I enjoyed it, I ended up putting off reading these other two books. There are certain celebrity deaths that I am affected by, and Carrie Fisher is one of those (the other that immediately comes to mind is Robin Williams). But in 2019 I finally read both, back to back.

Wishful Drinking is the older book, a short book based on Fisher’s one woman show, and it was very funny. Fisher’s books are sort of dysfunctional memoirs. Fisher loves to highlight not only how wild her outside life was, but also how wild her inner life was, as she had bipolar disorder as well as struggling with substance abuse. Shockaholic continues on these themes, and Fisher goes into detail regarding her time using electroshock therapy. She credits it with greatly improving her mental illness/depression.

Some of Fisher’s stories are completely absurd, but she is consistently funny in both books. Her wordplay is witty and sharp, and some of her funniest moments are her tangents. Some criticisms I’ve seen include that Fisher is a product of Hollywood and it shows, but she *is* a product of Hollywood, so wouldn’t in show? She does seem rather self-aware. Certain critics – usually male – also seem put off by her frank descriptions of her experience with mental illness, which I will never criticize anyone for, because it’s different for everyone.

These books are short and funny and very honest. Any Carrie Fisher fan should definitely read them. They’re great airplane material, especially if you want to upset a complete stranger next to you, giggling through your flight.